Yes, this is our first time here. I didn't bring a stroller for my baby, because I didn't realize I had to sit in these folding chairs placed a mere inches apart for 30 minutes while the Monkey works on his karate chops. That poo-looking substance on my baby's hand, that she has now rubbed on your arm? I promise it is just graham cracker...
And you? To the right of me? You don't mind if my 11 month old chews on the zipper pull of your nice leather purse, do you?
Thanks,
Kelly
